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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:56

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks